Candy Ass™

Rollerball Line

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Kiss My Candy Ass™
Fragrance
10ML

Kiss My Candy Ass™ is a sweet serenade of decadent milk chocolate with notes of warm vanilla cupcakes, juicy candied cherries, and smooth amaretto reminiscent of the famous liqueur. Wear this when you want to feel like a feminine, foxy cherry bomb!
$33

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Candy Ass™
Fragrance
10ML

Candy Ass™ is a quick wink and slow strut of rich milk chocolate with notes of thick, fresh cream and smooth butter, cool minty peppermint leaves, and rich, creamy vanilla cupcakes with hints of rum and buttery icing. Wear this when you want to feel a little edgy, a little sexy, and a whole lot rock & roll.
$33

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Kiss My Candy Ass™
Fragrance
10ML

Kiss My Candy Ass™ is a sweet serenade of decadent milk chocolate with notes of warm vanilla cupcakes, juicy candied cherries, and smooth amaretto reminiscent of the famous liqueur. Wear this when you want to feel like a feminine, foxy cherry bomb!
$33

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Red Hot Candy Ass™ Fragrance
10ML

Red Hot Candy Ass™ is a playful slap of vivid cinnamon stick, hot and lively black pepper, smooth milk chocolate, sweet and spicy clove, lush vanilla cupcakes, and classic warm vanilla. Wear this when you want to feel like a brazen, take-no-prisoners powerhouse.
$33

Notes & Ingredients

These are not your typical blends. Candy Ass™, Kiss My Candy Ass™, and Red Hot Candy Ass™ consist of nearly all bottom notes. This is why they last so long on your skin.

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There are components of Juicy Cherry and Amaretto that hit you immediately as top notes, but they are true base notes, as is Cupcake, whose buttery note is a top note, while Chocolate is a heart note.

Chocolate fragrance oil / Cupcake fragrance oil / Juicy Cherry fragrance oil / Amaretto fragrance oil

Candy Ass™

Peppermint is the top note – it’s the most fluid. Chocolate is the heart note, and the vanilla component of Cupcake is the bottom note.

Chocolate fragrance oil / Peppermint pure essential oil / Cupcake fragrance oil

Kiss My Candy Ass™

There are components of Juicy Cherry and Amaretto that hit you immediately as top notes, but they are true base notes, as is Cupcake, whose buttery note is a top note, while Chocolate is a heart note.

Chocolate fragrance oil / Cupcake fragrance oil / Juicy Cherry fragrance oil / Amaretto fragrance oil

Red Hot Candy Ass™

These are all remarkably the same. There is no traditional top note, but the first thing you will notice is the fluid aspect of the Pepper, Clove, and Cinnamon, though they will linger like true base notes.

Cinnamon Stick pure essential & fragrance oil blend / Black Pepper pure essential oil / Chocolate fragrance oil / Clove pure essential oil / Cupcake fragrance oil / Vanilla pure essential oil

Carrier oil: Grapeseed oil, extracted directly from grape seeds to make your fragrance last longer, flip off department store perfumes that have alcohol undertones, and play nice with your skin by reducing irritation potential for sensitive skin.

Vegan / Gluten free / Cruelty free / Alcohol free / Paraben free / Preservative free / Sulfate free / Phthalate free / Solvent free / Propylene Glycol free / Petrochemical free / No artificial colors or dyes

Concentrated oil / On the edge of pure fragrance / 80% fragrance / 20% neutral oil
For inquiries about this product, contact the beauties at Paisley & Company.

Mini Line

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Kiss My Candy Ass™
Fragrance Mini
$9

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Candy Ass™
Fragrance Mini
$9

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Kiss My Candy Ass™
Fragrance Mini
$9

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Red Hot Candy Ass™ Fragrance Mini
$9

The story behind the name

Megan and I have been inseparable since preschool. I’m an only child, so she’s the closest thing to a sister I’ve ever had. When we were little, we’d go over to my Mommom’s house, raid her mint jar, shove way too many Starlights in our pockets, and then sit at the bar in the kitchen and gorge ourselves on cookies and soda.

During one particular gorgefest, a mint fell out of my pocket. Megan turned to me and very matter-of-factly said, “You’re sitting on your mint.” But all I heard was, “You’re sitting on your butt!” We were 8, butts were funny, and I’d never heard anything more hilarious in my life. I spit soda clear into the living room. From then on, whenever Megan wanted to crack me up, she knew what to do.

Years later, we started talking about getting best friend tattoos. I suggested we get peppermints on our butts because “HAHAHA! Wouldn’t that be hilarious?” I was kidding. She loved it. So we bared our cheeks in a tattoo parlor and the rest is bestie history.

Fast forward a couple years and I’m home on the East Coast from Cali designing a perfume in my favorite college town fragrance boutique just for fun. We land on a cocktail of chocolate, peppermint, and cupcake. “What do you want to call it?” the girl behind the counter asks. A slow smile spreads across my face. I laugh and say the first thing that comes to me. “Candy Ass. Call it Candy Ass.”


Sets

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Rollerball Set
$97
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Mini Set
$27

#XOCANDYASS
Hop on Instagram / Snap a sassy selfie with your bottle / Tell us why it makes you feel so damn good / Stand in dream chasing solidarity with your badass sisters around the world / Hashtag #XOCANDYASS
GIVING BACK
A portion of our monthly sales are donated directly to the work of I AM THAT GIRL, a 501(c)3 organization based out of Santa Monica, CA with chapters all over the world that “help girls transform self-doubt into self-love by providing a safe space to connect and have honest conversations about things that matter.” Rad, right? Way to be socially conscious.
SHIPPING
Ships first thing every Tuesday and Friday!

Reviews

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“Ohhh my gosh, I’m so in love with this perfume! It lingers the perfect amount and has such an inviting, flirty scent. It made me think of an Andes chocolate mint at first! It’s so delicious and sexy. Smell is such a key ingredient for memory and pleasure and this particular scent makes me feel warm, sexy, unique and effervescent.”

Kelly Jo / Hair Stylist, Orange County, CA
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“You smell like a chocolate wasted sugar junkie. I love it.”

Keil / Letter Carrier, Owner of The Gentleman’s Proper, Porterville, CA
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Shan / Founder of #EntrepreNewHER, Atlanta, GA
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“So my father is in town and I wanted to surprise him with something special. I did my first open mic ever tonight, and I’ve been preparing for it for WEEKS with my vocal coach. It was easily the most terrifying thing I’ve ever done in my life. I made sure to put Candy Ass on my wrists and rub a bit on my neck, and every time I got too scared and was like, ‘F*ck, I can’t do this,’ I’d take a quick whiff and remember that I really f*cking can. And I did. And I thank you so, so much for it. You are such an inspiration to me and I’m truly not sure if I could have had the courage to get up on that stage without you/it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.”

Christine / Pet Groomer, Musician, Writer, Los Angeles, CA
caroline_square“You wanna know what really turns me on? Women who find dissatisfaction with a current market and instead of complaining, CREATE something that fulfills everything they’re looking for and then offer it up to the world with a whole lotta heart and a whole lotta courage. Candy Ass by Hiya Tootsie! hits you with just enough sweetness and just enough edge and kinda makes you wanna eat yourself when you have it on. And it doesn’t have any hormone-disrupting bullshit in it like all the other perfumes. (I ditched mine long ago.) It’s fun to be smelling sassy again. These concoctions have her heart, vision, and badass creativity all over them. Yeehaw.”

Caroline / Owner at The Silhouettic, Los Angeles, CA
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“The first time I wore Candy Ass, I was transported back to one of my favorite childhood treats: Girl Scouts Thin Mint cookies! And really, you can’t go wrong with that. Candy Ass is all about girl power and dream chasing so that memory felt perfect. Beyond the scent, I love Heather’s dedication to getting every detail right — she is relentless, always striving to outdo herself with this fragrance line.”

Shauna / Graphic Designer, Entrepreneur, and Creative Director of Branch, Portland, OR
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“Heather has been one of my biggest supporters since we were babes, so it only makes sense that she would put together a scent that makes my heart so damn happy. It’s one of my favorite comfort drinks (peppermint hot chocolate) in wearable form. Putting it on feels like wrapping myself in our whole 30 year history, like a scent-remind of all we have grown from, the same way our tushy tats are a visual reminder. How the hell could I not feel like a badass with that behind me?! History or not, this perfume makes you feel capable and strong. Wear it and embrace your badass side.”

Megan / Doula & Yoga Teacher, Owner of Rooted Breath, Denver, CO
sarah_square“So my best friend and I who live on opposite sides of the country were able to hang out for a few days this week and I bought her Candy Ass as a ‘Hey bestest of friends, you’re the most badassest of ladies!’ gift. Last year when we were able to hang out together we both got tattoos (not matching), so the story behind the perfume was just as cool and fitting as the perfume. Just wanted to say thanks, because best friends are one of the most rare and awesome things, and making a product that celebrates that awesomeness gives people like me one more way to better express their value.”

Sarah / Owner at Blind Betty Creative, Port Coquitlam, British Columbia
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“The scent song that dances around when I wear Candy Ass is super magical and unique. My beloved partner loves the sweet, sexy notes and noticed the scent from the first day I started to wear it.”

Kat / Yoga Instructor, Doula, Massage Therapist at Kat Lyon, Sherman Oaks, CA
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“Before you take your first hit of this, close your eyes and breathe deep because you won’t want to miss the sensation of melting into the montage of sweet memories and colors that will play out in your mind. It sweetly wraps you and wins you with its scent both delicious and familiar. Candy Ass is just damn yummy and happy, with good vibes for days.”

Hannah/ Art Teacher, Owner of HannahJesus Co., Portland, OR
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“I never buy perfume online that I haven’t tried in person, but Heather’s happiness was so authentic, I knew she had somehow bottled a bit of that. So I bought a sample and IMMEDIATELY fell in love. Each of the scents listed in the description were crisp and distinct when I opened the cap – especially the wafts of chocolate. Each time I put it on, I feel fresh and feminine. It’s empowering. Even my boss and a coworker commented on my Candy Ass perfume just last week! I effing LOVE it! I smell like my memories of My Little Pony from my imaginary play in fairylands as a kid. You brought that amazing bliss back into my life through a simple vial of yummy amazing goodness!!”

Diana / Social Media Marketer & Owner at The Style Method Press, Denver, CO
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“OH MY GOSH. Oh my gosh. WHICH ONE DO I WEAR FIRST? If you see me LOSING MY MIND, it’s just because I got the most amazing perfume in the mail! Kiss My smells like candy hearts! It makes me think of pink vintage dresses in springtime! Red Hot makes me think of that dragon from Shrek – like, FIREHEART FEMALE BADASS. But also like FIREBREATHING BITCH QUEEN. Literally, Red Hot smells like female empowerment. How the HELL did you accomplish that? You NAILED IT. Candy Ass makes me think of a killer manicure, the perfect chocolate fix, and freedom. Candy Ass LITERALLY makes you smell like a rock n roll unicorn queen.”

Katelyn / Book/Comic Book Reviewer, Milan, TN
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“This is not just a perfume. This is a full-on bear hug for your soul and cheerleader for your dreams. Rolling some on my wrist is how I start each morning, and when I inhale deeply after, I feel like I’m inhaling the energy I need to wrangle the crap out of my dreams that day. That feeling comes back EVERY. DAMN. DAY. This is not perfume. It’s unicorn blood in a bottle. It’s a rock n roll cupcake factory and a g*ddamned secret weapon for your own personal world domination. Heather has poured every ounce of herself into creating and cultivating a perfume with a message and an attitude that flows through that message. In a sector of the beauty world that often thrives on sexualization and making women feel less than in order to get them to buy, Candy Ass cuts through that clutter with a rebel yell in the opposite direction. Candy Ass is about empowering yourself, uncovering your worth, and wearing that on your wrists daily. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever smelled – in the most amazing way – and it is a much needed breath of fresh air in the perfume industry. Do yourself a favor and check it out.”

Torie / Owner at Wild Spark Creative, Denver, CO
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“There is this lovely woman named Heather who saved me! I had to throw away all of my high end perfumes because they had ingredients that I was allergic to. I never thought that I would be able to wear perfume again until she launched Candy Ass! It’s delicious, sugary, chocolately, and perfectly allergy free. She not only created something that us allergy sufferers can use, but she has worked extremely hard to get where she is right now. My only warning: you may be told that you smell like cookies when your friends, family, or strangers hug you!”

Elizabeth / Founder at Miss Blonde Ambition, Bridgewater, MA
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“When I wear Candy Ass, I actually feel my uniqueness. I feel bold, sexy, feminine, rock and roll, and like classy badassery incarnate. It feels good to stand out with something as personal and powerful as scent and it feels great to build something loud, proud, and beautiful for my to-be fam. The creation of this line took on a whole new meaning when I realized I’d be a stepmama and have a little girl watching me. And can we talk about my man? Kiss My and Red Hot wouldn’t even exist without him. We flew across the country and created them together! I am proud as hell to offer a product and message that throws a brazen HELL YEAH in the direction of women and girls internalizing our worth and chasing down our dreams.”

Heather / Candy Ass Creator, Huntington Beach, CA

The Candy Ass Broadifesto

I know who you are. You are a symphony of dream chasing badassery. Courage volts through your veins and you buzz electric in the unflinching pursuit of your passions. You are a million miles of go, try, yes, why not, and watch me. Your spirit glitters. Your tongue blares rock and roll. Your wild woman rebel heart stands convicted that the world needs what makes you come alive. Baby, you are the hallelujah and the hell yes incarnate. You mirror the melding of royalty and rebellion. Your brilliance is cocked and unlocked, built to explode. So fire. Don’t ever stop. You are the anti-norm. We are the congregation. This is an ode to all of us. This is our fragrance. Bombastic empowerment has an aroma, sugar. Wear it well.



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